August 2011
iPhone fans peep at the Apple iPhone 5.0
current and non current iPhone owners: apple is testing the iPhone 5 now. they are telling customers that anyone who is currently using an iPhone is immediately eligible to demo the iPhone 5 AND keep it at no charge. the only requirement is to fill out a survey after having the phone for 7 days. Non-iPhone owners, you can apply as well but current owners are priority. check it out: apple.com/iPhone5promotion
I actually took that "am i retarded" IQ test LOL
http://bit.ly/ph9aI3 that one.
scored a 128. close to what i got on a real IQ test so im impressed.
anyone following me know their iq? take it and tell me if yours is higher. if not dont cause ill make fun of you :p
I actually took that "am i retarded" IQ test LOL
http://bit.ly/ph9aI3 that one.
scored a 128. close to what i got on a real IQ test so im impressed.
anyone following me know their iq? take it and tell me if yours is higher. if not dont cause ill make fun of you :p
Think you know K-Pop?
#61 - When f(x) debuted, Victoria still had trouble speaking Korean. Since Amber is Taiwanese-American and Krystal is Korean-America, Krystal would tell information in English to Amber, who would translate it into Chinese for Victoria.
What if your pillow could collect your dreams, and when you wake up, you could plug it into your computer and watch them over again
hmmm….
first day of school
waking up all early and excited
walking into school in your new swag
seeing your friends
seeing your crush looking hotter than ever
then checking all your friends’ schedules hoping you guys have a class together
go to your first class swearing that this year you’ll be an A+ student
first class:
second class
third class
last bell rings
NEXT DAY
lmfao. this^
too accurate.
That awkward moment when you're out with family and they're embarassing you..
home.
i’m home from tracy’s house, but i want to go back now. i want to bond with my friends! i should’ve came a little later so that i could stay later… WHY?! -sigh-
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Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn’t a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
” —(via lawleepawpsx3)